"schicke leute hören keine popmusik sie hören nur noch bossa nova."
booking flights in a third-world country.
"A Ticket Service Charge of 10 EUR per person applies to customers with billing address in Austria if the ticket is issued as an electronic ticket (etix®)."
37!
tomorrow on ebay: hungary.
I watched what had been marvelous, cooperative, wonderful, thoughtful citizens turn into nasty, vicious, discriminating little fascists in a space of fifteen minutes.
(Original quote by Jane Elliott.)
of course does the deutsche fernsehpreis suck like the acetabulum tentacles of a rabid kraken.
however, that's no reason to replace the incredibly vain self-adulation of the one old farts with the grumpy scorcher of another.
thus, i assume, hardly anyone might remember the förderpreis that went to eva müller and her documentary "die hartz iv schule".
there's still a glimpse of hope for what television and journalism can do.
my public pgp key at keyserver2.pgp.com.
fool's h2o2.
introducing the kazookeyLOLe.
mrtg with procfs as a replacement for snmpd.
in case of one of the system administrator's out there is about to install tobi oetiker's amazing multi router traffic grapher (or mrtg) package to collect some data from your server (not your router) and display it as pretty graphs, i want to throw in a few heller.
generally, it is recommended (or rather: necessary, at least if you want to use most of the example targets) to additionally install an snmp agent like net-snmp which enables the server to respond to queries for network management information.
i found this quite cumbersome, installing, configuring and running another daemon process and especially getting in touch with the weird world of snmp syntax, smiv2, mibs and oids. (confused? thought so!)
thus, if your server comes mounted with a process filesystem (ie. the /proc directory) you can spare yourself the hassle with snmp and use some simple statements of cat and awk commands, like so:
Target[memory]: cat /proc/meminfo | awk '/Mem: / {print $2/1024; print $1/1024}'
actually, this should return the same samples of the machine's free and total memory in kilobyte as the following target, defined with mib identifiers as quoted in many examples:
Target[memory]: memAvailReal.0&memTotalReal.0:public@localhost
(don't forget to include the correct mib file containing oid conversions of the identifiers as well as to correctly setup the snmpd configuration, if you really should insist on doing it the hard way.)
anyway, here's a config file for mrtg defining the imho most wanted targets, all defined with similar statements* as above: mrtg-procfs (application/octet-stream, 3 KB)
at antville.org mrtg is running smoothly with this configuration for a few days now; i compared the results with those of an equivalent snmp configuration and only found an error in the output of the disk usage – in the snmp version!
* with the exception of getting partition statistics via /bin/df.