this is serious, mum.

tism: everyone else has had more sex than me. simply genious animation.

(uh, already linked at videos.antville a month ago...)

and obviously, these guys are pretty exciting a performance act: hilarious!

recommended tism gear from down under: great truckin' songs from the renaissance.

www. wikinews won't work.

eins, swei, drei, vier, fünf, sächs, siebän, acht!

whoa! the griffin total remote turns your ipod (or pocket pc) into a universal infrared remote control!

thus, it's possible to simulate any infrared beam, e.g. the one produced by tv-b-gone, with any device having a mini audio output socket. (thanks to the wild kitten g.).

sirqus alfon (recommended by kris).

bush refilled.

bush uncensored. bush whacked (by christopher morris of Jaaaaam fame).

related: cookd and bombd.

wonderful, too: dumb terminal tricks for os x.

or: outdated terminal tricks. but, hey! it wasn't the internet if there was no update on the system profiler command.

if your os x terminal is typing tilde () instead of forward delete (like mine was), put the following line into /.inputrc:

"\e[3~": delete-char

You make me feel so young
You make me feel like spring has sprung
Every time I see you grin
I’m such a happy individual

The moment that you speak
I want to go and play hide-and-seek
I want to go and bounce the moon
Just like a toy balloon...

sometimes reality has the last laugh.

"This book promotes the theory of continental drift, the gradual movement of the land masses. Because nobody observed this process, this material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered." – disclaimer stickers for science textbooks (via knokblog).