why tv is bad and degrading: "wenn jemand nicht ausdrücklich sagt, dass er nicht ins fernsehen möchte, liegt eine konkludente einwilligung vor" (as reported by der spiegel).

so next time somebody rings you out of bed at 2 o'clock in the morning and points a camera at you when opening the door, beat the shit out of him and say the magic words: "tv sucks".

btw. if your german is sufficient, compete with creating similar sentences in the sofablog raffle (yet, the entries lack of excellence).