what the heck?

searching the web for the term "do the kenosha" i stumbled across an interesting resource. but who is that guy called lemony snicket? and what's the relation to the harry potter hype ("quidditch")? the story about the "baudelaire orphans" sounds much more interesting than the potter tale but i could be way wrong (because of my knowledge deficits in popular culture trivia).

and i still don't know what "the kenosha" is...