usb floppy disk striped raid under os x: "at first I thought it was screwed up, but it just took a while for the various units to meld themselves into a single super duper kalimazooper floppy drive. upon completion. I had a new single 4.22 mb floppy disk drive called untitled" (via shithappens).

whether this is a late april fool's joke or not: it's truly witty writing.