fax your mp (not mp3, dude!).

"sorry, faxing suspended due to lack of mps. on monday may 14th 2001 a royal proclamation announced the dissolution of parliament. until the general election on thursday june 7th you do not have a member of parliament. (although your ex-mp still gets paid. nice.) as there's no-one to receive your faxes we've turned the service off. we will be back and faxing as soon as possible after the election."