microsoft smarttags faq: as part of their content, content providers can disable smart tags recognizers from being applied to their pages by specifying the following meta tag:

<meta name="MSSmartTagsPreventParsing" content="TRUE">

close, but no cigar. i don't want to add this stupid meta tag to all my pages. i don't want to opt-out, i want to opt-in! help, high commissioner, help!